Ya casi termino el primer año, lo que quiere decir que ya debo saber que es lo que estoy haciendo cuando me pregunta un paciente porque tiene la pinga curva, o porque cuando se pellizcan el pezon les duele, o porque cuando levantan los brazos muy alto eruptan.Se ha pasado rapido, y ya ayer me avisaron que varios se van del Hospital. Uno de ellos es el gran Mohammed, el maravilloso joven que me gana en el area de laxitud. Me va a hacer falta el jovenzuelo.

"UUUUAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.... This sucks!"

"Mohamed dearest what's wrong?"

"Who was the idiot who said this residency was going to be fun????"

"well..."

"SHUT UP! have you seen Grays Anatomy? Those idiots actually do have fun! they have time for freaking lunch! HEY! they even get laid every freakig day! Have you seen that? They sleep with the nurse, with the student, with the professor, the patients..."

"Well Mohammed, I admitted today a patient with a tattoo of a real size dick on her thigh... and she was hitting on my proffesor, and apparently she is a hooker. Maybe we can work out something for you."

"thanks Cristina. I think I'll go home to my wife and kids"

"just let me know...."